PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what will Bernie Sanders do next? Peter Grosz.

PETER GROSZ: He's going to enroll as a freshman at Oberlin College and be treated like a god. And while he's happily married, he could definitely get the top 1 percent of all the chicks at Oberlin.

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SAGAL: Faith Salie.

FAITH SALIE: Bernie will spend his days entering the online lottery for "Hamilton."

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SAGAL: Brian Babylon.

BRIAN BABYLON: He's going to be added to the cast of the new "Harry Potter" play as the grumpy old wizard.

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BILL KURTIS: Well, if Bernie does any of those things, we'll ask you about it here on WAIT WAIT... DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Bill Kurtis. Thanks also to Peter Grosz, Faith Salie and Brian Babylon. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.

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